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Post by Arnold on Apr 17, 2007 16:27:32 GMT -5
Not real facts, but just nonsensical sentences meant to sound vaguely amusing!
Examples:
Did you know gorillas can jump 20 times their own weight in forks?
Dogs are really trees in disguise.
The US government is made of chocolate.
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Post by Arnold on Apr 17, 2007 16:29:08 GMT -5
The number 7 is 5 times more power than the letter J.
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Post by Arnold on Apr 17, 2007 16:29:58 GMT -5
Two heads are better than two coconuts on a satelite.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Apr 17, 2007 16:36:46 GMT -5
the Cheese is Always Twice the Fence Post.
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Post by PacoJoe on Apr 17, 2007 17:56:45 GMT -5
five times the square root of a cucumber equals a giraffe
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Post by Arnold on Apr 18, 2007 15:10:18 GMT -5
Yellow eats two donuts every Monday.
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Post by Arnold on Apr 18, 2007 15:12:02 GMT -5
Cars have an invisible force field that protects them from pigeons.
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Post by Arnold on Apr 18, 2007 15:13:15 GMT -5
For every particle of banana, there are two particles of sand.
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Post by PacoJoe on Apr 18, 2007 21:43:15 GMT -5
If you eat a muffin on Tuesday quickly followed by the intake of copious ammounts of keyboard with a dash of red, then multiply the ammount of force exerted on said muffin while it was being chewed by the cosine of an angle with the measure of potatoe, you will get a mushroom.
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Post by Arnold on Apr 21, 2007 8:52:14 GMT -5
"New" is "old" inside a black hole.
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Post by PacoJoe on Apr 21, 2007 13:32:54 GMT -5
If you take the square root of your face and multiply it by your mom, you get a really lame joke.
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Post by Arnold on Apr 21, 2007 16:27:17 GMT -5
You can terraform Mars by travelling exactly 11.34 m/s from the north pole to the south.
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Post by PacoJoe on Apr 22, 2007 16:53:25 GMT -5
I have plutonium in my pocket.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Apr 22, 2007 19:51:50 GMT -5
If you add two and two, you can make 10.
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Post by Arnold on Apr 23, 2007 14:50:19 GMT -5
Milk is really just orange juice with white food colouring added to it.
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