Limerick competition

[Googy McFloogal Puss]

Hey, I thought it'd be fun if we all took part in a limerick competition. I'm sure you all know how to write limericks, so I won't explain the rules, but next Monday we'll hold a vote for the best one and the author will get a custom member title. Write your limericks about anything (preferably BOS related). There are no restrictions to the amount you can post, but you'll probably have to pick your favourite one(s) to submit to the vote. Here are 3 that I've written...

Neil's automobile
There once was a man called Neil
who took part in a suspicious deal
he bought a new car
but it didn't get far
as he found it had only one wheel.

Alex loves Samia Ghadie (part 1)
There once was a girl called Samia
On Corrie she played young Maria
My cock I shall beat
till the day that we meet
When I'll shove it inside of her rear!

Alex loves Samia Ghadie (part 2)
There once was a girl called Samia
One fateful day I did see her
The lovin' was nice
We did in the mouth, twice!
and I wiped my cum inside her ear!

[Bengl Von Shadowstein]

The Rumble Inside
their once was a man from queens
he liked to eat boston baked beans
his eyes open wide,
from a rumble inside
and blew out the back of his Jeans...

[GlacetheIceLord]

Man
There once was a man with a dong
And it wouldnt fit in his thong
So he wacked off a bit
And it hurt like shit
And then it really did fit

[Bengl Von Shadowstein]

LOL

[GlacetheIceLord]

There once was a man named Glace
And Fenrir hit him in the face
So he walked away quickly
and Fenrir put a note on his back that said "Kick me"
and everyone kicked him in that private place

[Undead Ted]

The man from Leeds
there once was a man from leeds
who swallowed a packet of seeds
in half an hour
his dick was a flower
and his arse was a patch of weeds

thank you