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Post by MightySage on Aug 1, 2004 14:17:32 GMT -5
errr...a raptor?thats wierd....*is eating some moon cheese*
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 1, 2004 14:19:45 GMT -5
raptor: *walks up to mic and eats it*
zoid: *yelling* ya see he made the mic. disapear
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Aug 1, 2004 14:21:14 GMT -5
Hey hey hey! The raptor's blood alcohol level is much too high for performing magic tricks! We'll have to book him!
Pickles and cheese and aliens drinking bear and "Raiders of the Lost Ark". It's all too awesome! BARASCACHI ON THE HOUSE!!!!
By the way, Bowser was the best on Mario Kart. Always has been, always will been...
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 1, 2004 14:25:06 GMT -5
raptor: *jumps on table and starts eating food*
zoid: *low voice* good thing he's not eating people
raptor: *kills Oggelsby and starts eating him*
zoid: *low voice*that will last him
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Post by MightySage on Aug 1, 2004 14:28:30 GMT -5
(hey gimpy,check your pm.)
*magics some handcuffs onto raptor*you have the right to remain silent!
raptor:ok.
ok...*throws raptor into dungeons*now for some real magic!*starts shooting spells into the air that create cool effects*
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 1, 2004 14:31:18 GMT -5
zoid: hay i stole Gimpy's time travling hummer and went all the way to the Jurassic period to get him *cut to Gimpys hummer which is all beat up and outa shape*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 1, 2004 14:31:19 GMT -5
Not Oggelsby!
(Shrimpy appears dressed as a surgeon)
Shrimpy: Can George Clooney do this?
(Kicks the veloceraptor's prehistoric ass and forces him back into a cage. He then sews Oggelsby back together and downs a whole pint of Fanta in one gulp)
>BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP!!!<
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 1, 2004 14:33:44 GMT -5
zoid: aww man you guys messed up my fun
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 1, 2004 14:36:58 GMT -5
Hurting Oggelsby is fun, but in moderation. Just like shoving broken shards of glass up your ass and lighting your pubes on fire.
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 1, 2004 14:38:04 GMT -5
thats not fun
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 1, 2004 14:39:07 GMT -5
It is when you're drunk!
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 1, 2004 14:40:04 GMT -5
o but no after you sobber up
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 1, 2004 14:41:15 GMT -5
No, after you sober up, you start to regret burning off all your pubes and Iodine doesn't bode well with your ass...
Not that I'd know or anything...
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Post by MightySage on Aug 1, 2004 14:42:55 GMT -5
*is now causeing lightning to swrill around*this is geting fun...MHUHAHAHA!!!
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 1, 2004 14:43:26 GMT -5
lol but i still want my pet raptor back
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