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Post by phantom general on Jun 19, 2007 0:32:00 GMT -5
quite simply the premise is simple: the forum has been mostly conquered by nazis and even with our allies, we don't have enough manpower to stop them, Aoba has been executed for not being baptist fundie along with a few other members of BOS-dom, mainly the old ones... the rest of the gods are still alive... but the old ones, however aren't dead... and to save the forum the group must reawaken the old ones, summon Chuck Norris, find zabuza sword, revive Aoba, and generally kill nazis...  registration form: name: age: race gender: (tis the opposite right now as a disguise) weapon: armour: magic: bio: --------------------- [intro] it has been a few months since the great forum war of 2018, the BOS forum is a shadow of what it once was: the sining beacon of reason and thought... now it is a dark place, filled with explosions and fundies, the evil emporer Bro. Randy has taken power, only the old ones, the gods and the Chuck can stop him... the gods, easily enough have taken refuge in the underworld... the rest: unknown... |
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jun 19, 2007 7:44:29 GMT -5
name: SB
age: 14
race: Human/squirrel
gender: Female
weapon: Clones
armour: Dragon skin
magic: Can transform into any beast he chooses.
bio: SB is fighting to save the forum, and because Aoba owes him 20 bucks.
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Arnold
Iron Bane
Page Centurion
Posts: 4,367
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Post by Arnold on Jun 19, 2007 8:03:20 GMT -5
Name: Arnoldinio.
Age: 0.5
Race: Squid.
Gender: Neither.
Weapon: My tentacles of doom.
Armour: High school math textbooks. I use the books to confuse the enemy with abstract concepts such as calculus.
Magic: Ability to make anyone high.
Bio: Is here to save the forum because it's nice.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jun 19, 2007 14:52:29 GMT -5
name: Bengl Von Shadowstein
age:15
race: Tigeren
gender: Female
weapon: Claws, Teeth, An Ebony Warhammer.
armor: Dragonscales. 'Donated' from MightySage
magic:Doesn't know much magic. (knows some simple destruction magic and some Card Tricks). But (s)he can prefore some pretty Incredible physical fetes. I.E., Managing to Cram people/creatures as big as him down his throat and fully digest them.
bio: Bengl is The Emperor(Empress) of The Tigeren Empire on Mars.
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Post by phantom general on Jun 21, 2007 0:31:23 GMT -5
name: will be revialed
age: nicley ask
race: fallen angel
gender: female
weapon: quake scythe
armour: light plate, under her dress
magic: lunar magic
bio: as of yet unknown
now, all we need is sage...
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Post by phantom general on Jun 26, 2007 4:31:16 GMT -5
oh, screw it, i'll simply say sage and co. went MIA...
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earth, the home of most of the BOS forum, it and the moon were taken over by nazis and T4Cers, the earth quickly reverted back to the middle ages while the nazis occupied the moon, mars is one of the few remaining BOS strongholds, prior to his disappearance, Phantom general ordered the allies of the BOS to gather on mars and seeded earth with tiberium, however... all but seven arrived: the combine empire, GLA, China, GDI, NOD, the Soviets and the Allies... the nazis launched a space station designed to control the minds of the people on earth... however, the BOS and it's allies are not alone, the gods have notified that if they were to destroy the space station, they would join in the fight.(mind control eliminated fear of their wrath.)
as bengl and SB enter the nazi nuke silo they here the sounds of nazis and demons fighting and killing eachother on the lower levels, tward the cell blocks but not of the Fallen who summoned them... this woman was using her magic frequently for sure, several security teams ran past the pair, yelling something like "the bitch escaped!" or "to the cell block!" they didn't give a damn about intruders...
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WarmrootBeer
Dragoon
A Josh Recruit
Chin up, squire, and do not fret the veil before you!
Posts: 2,041
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Post by WarmrootBeer on Jun 26, 2007 18:20:38 GMT -5
*Warmrootbeer appears, standing with a hat on, looking down, with a bag of some of Gimpy's belongings*
Once again, I'm fashionablly late, but I am here none-the-less.
Name:Jastar
Age: 16
Race: Vampire
Gender: Female
Weapon:A long revolver. a wrist blade.
Armour: black long cloak, with a matching long-brimmed hat.
Magic: none.
Bio: To save and restore the forum to it's former glory.
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Post by MightySage on Jun 26, 2007 18:40:59 GMT -5
*too distracted by WoW to post sooner*
Name: MightySage
Age: Tangerine? <_<
Race: Humanish.
Gender: Female
Weapon: Dragon Buster, Staff of Anti-Godmoding
Armor: DragonScale
Magic: Skilled with all forms of magic, but best with Alteration and Conjuration
Bio: Was hulled up in a dark, dark place playing WoW when the invasion began, but when Grues ate though his computer wires he jumped into action.
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Post by phantom general on Jun 27, 2007 16:56:51 GMT -5
(start posting damn you! i didn't make this thread for nothing! and the zerg wanna kill things, too...)
demons tore through the cellblock, sparring not a single nazi in their path, even freeing prisoners on their way, it turns out sage was among them... and was personally helped up by the dark lady. "we have to get out... luckily these guys never heard of magic... and when i beckon, demons come with me... the gods shall have their wrath." she said as a cyberdemon shot through an entire squad of nazis.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jun 27, 2007 17:56:04 GMT -5
Bengl: Alright, SB, We gotta Disarm the Security, did you brink the lockpick?
SB: You sure this is why we were suppose to be here?
Bengl: No, But Disarming the security couldn't hurt. Not us, anyways. Now gimme the Lockpick so I can open this metal box thing.
SB: I thought you Brought it!
Bengl: Dammit, SB! I Told you to grab the lockpick before we left!
As Bengl and SB were arguing, a Shadow moved over them.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jun 28, 2007 9:55:40 GMT -5
SB: IT'S ALWAYS MY FUALT ISN'T I-*gets grabbed by the shadow*
Shadow/demon: Foolish mortals, you shall not take back this land. *dissapears with SB*
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WarmrootBeer
Dragoon
A Josh Recruit
Chin up, squire, and do not fret the veil before you!
Posts: 2,041
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Post by WarmrootBeer on Jun 28, 2007 17:51:47 GMT -5
*SB gets raped*
*Jastar walks towards Bengl, tossing him a lock-pick*
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Post by phantom general on Jun 30, 2007 1:52:59 GMT -5
an explosion goes off nearby, disabling the security grid for the entire sector, forcing the doors open... "heh heh, those Zerg blow up good." a marine said over the comlink. "cut the chatter... we got hostiles!" after that gunshots sounded... the nazis were getting slaughtered.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jun 30, 2007 19:16:33 GMT -5
*SB was thrown in a cage next to Jebbediah, Jefferey, Krabkakes, and his nega-self*
Demon: Now I can finally have dinner. *starts boiling water*
SB: *shits himself*
NSB: *yawns*
Jebbediah, Jeffery, and Krabkakes: *continue having steamy-butt love*
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Post by phantom general on Jul 2, 2007 8:10:17 GMT -5
as Bengl and co. entered the facility, they saw several zerg corpses, even a dead ultralisk, then the airlock closed and opened, bringing in more zerg, several hydralisks, a lurker, a few zerglings, a defiler and about 5 infested terrans, the lurker quickly burrowed into the ground and waited, the rest of them did the same to secure the new foothold, just then a squad of nazis walked around the corner, spotting bengl and taking aim, an infested terran popped up and charged it... they shot at relentlessly and managed to actuallly hit it once or twice, it then dove for the cluster of troops and blew itself up, killing the entire squad with the concentrated force of a tactical nuke, but without the radiation or collapsing the roof.
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