Post by MightySage on Jul 20, 2006 13:19:59 GMT -5
i was picking through the rotting corpse of el chupacabra.com when i discovered gimpys original surrender to the brotherhood:
its an interesting piece of brotherhood history to say the least.
Jeez, i take another vacation and you think i've surrendered . . .
Well, it is pointless Mr. Lies. It appears i have lost all that i have created. I surrender my reign to you . . .
But listen with what ears you have! I will remain hear and not join your fell brotherhood, and i will not give you the pleasure of saying i am an imposter, for this i am not. Allow me to ask, why would someone spend so much time and effort, trying to impersonate me? According to everything i have heard of late, i am perhaps the most hated creature in this place. Who wants to impersonate the despised? The loathesome? I am Gimpy! Lord of all that breathes! If you cannot believe me, then i am sorry for you, but i will surrender my rule to you. I have work to be done at the Moon . . . i shall wait for the oppertune moment . . .
As for the Peacock hunter thing. I promise you i am not him. He is my brethren, and shares computers with me. It seems his bumbling though has turned everyone against me, and his foolishness will cost him much.
About the IP address thing, I have gotten a new computing device you moron, and besides, this new forum feature is as jacked up as a rabbit, because on one post (i believe it was the one were my pathetic brother didn't log out of my name, the jig is up one) Peacoc hunter and Tako have the same ip address. Now, i can also promise you this, Tako is not at all related to me, i nor my brother are him. So, the IP adress are crooked like an old man.
So now, True Lies, you have beaten me fair and square. Your superiorly larger forces, i can not fight against. I surrender the staff of El Chupacbra.com to yee. But you have 2 options.
1,finaly admitt and tell eveyrone that i am the true Gimpy! for i am, and i can no longer stand you accusing me of being the lowest form of life (that which must steal anothers identity to be loved, or hated) Comply with this demand and i will stay here, never to interfere with your reign over this land.
2, keep being a scallywag and tell everyone that i am an imposter, and i shall stay here and gather al of my friends and family t plague your empire untill none of your cut throat minions can take it any longer! Then i shall be master once again and pizzas will fly from the MOON!!!!
The choice is yours. And now, i gift you with the staff.
I AM GIMPY, LORD OF ALL THAT BREATHES! I HAVE LOST MY RULE, BUT NOT MY LIFE. I SHALL RETURN, THE MOON BIDS ME TOO!
As the Brotherhood of Tin marched towards the Moon with their grand army, Gimpy felt that final wave wash ovr him. The end had come. And even though they only stole stuffed chupacabra dummies, he had not the forces nor will to fight so many foes. And so his locusts fled before the onslaught. His brave warriors at the frontlines gave their lives, fighting till there was no more fight in them. Alas they stopped before the Moon all mighty. True Lies shouted out in a voice bold and filled with strength and sucess. "It is over Gimpy!" he declared as Gimpy stood on his throne. Mightysage laughed out "the jig is up!" Gimpy's right eye twitched. He knew not what would happen, for he had never lost, so many had never defied the Moon! With what strenght and dignity he had left he stood up and yelled back, "so it would seem! My allies now fight agaisnt me, my skyscrapers fall and burn, and my troops have no will to fight. You have stolen my pizza from my rigid clutches." True lies replied "give me the staff, Gimpy the fool! You time has come. It happens to all Gimpy! Yours was due a year ago though when you first came to this god forsaken place! None will allow to rule! None praise you and your Moon."
Gimpy's grin faded, as he realized he was not lieing, but telling a true lie. The cunning fox had beaten him. Alas, he had met a true foe. And he snuck up on him too, while he was on vacation!
And so, Gimpy did the hardest thing he had ever done in his life. He left the scepter fall from his bloodless hands. It plummeted to earth, and just like a hero from an action flick, True Lies caught it in mid air. With that simple gesture, Gimpy gave up all he ever had. His empire not was officialy crumbled. His legacy, crushed by the iron boots of the Brotherhood of Iron.
The Moon quaked suddenly, and Gimpy's throne was dismantled! True Lies held the scepter high for all of his comrades to see! They had won! Victory was finaly theirs! They had beaten the invicible Gimpy! Lord of all that breathes! And yet, some could not feel but the slightest amount of pity for the fool. He had lost all had to hold onto. His garden was burned. His world was uttelry anihilated. There was nothing he could now do. He was the upitimy of fools.
As the power of the Staff flowed through True Lie's veins he turned towards his new realm. It was no time for reconstruction! And so he left Gimpy to drown in his own defeat. The Moon was to stay the Moon, nothing more, nothing less. And Gimpy, Gimpy was to remain it's slave. Finaly, the climactic ending had come, benefiting those who had wanted it most.
Gimpy crawled to his crumbled throne, and sat in the debris, watching the forum being rebuilt. He had no plots, no subjects, no envy. For he would remain on his crumbled throne, watching his empire be forged anew under him. There would be no pizza that day. Only sorrow . . .
I AM GIMPY, LORD OF ALL THAT BREATHES! I HAVE LOST MY RULE, BUT NOT MY LIFE. I SHALL RETURN, THE MOON BIDS ME TOO!
Well, it is pointless Mr. Lies. It appears i have lost all that i have created. I surrender my reign to you . . .
But listen with what ears you have! I will remain hear and not join your fell brotherhood, and i will not give you the pleasure of saying i am an imposter, for this i am not. Allow me to ask, why would someone spend so much time and effort, trying to impersonate me? According to everything i have heard of late, i am perhaps the most hated creature in this place. Who wants to impersonate the despised? The loathesome? I am Gimpy! Lord of all that breathes! If you cannot believe me, then i am sorry for you, but i will surrender my rule to you. I have work to be done at the Moon . . . i shall wait for the oppertune moment . . .
As for the Peacock hunter thing. I promise you i am not him. He is my brethren, and shares computers with me. It seems his bumbling though has turned everyone against me, and his foolishness will cost him much.
About the IP address thing, I have gotten a new computing device you moron, and besides, this new forum feature is as jacked up as a rabbit, because on one post (i believe it was the one were my pathetic brother didn't log out of my name, the jig is up one) Peacoc hunter and Tako have the same ip address. Now, i can also promise you this, Tako is not at all related to me, i nor my brother are him. So, the IP adress are crooked like an old man.
So now, True Lies, you have beaten me fair and square. Your superiorly larger forces, i can not fight against. I surrender the staff of El Chupacbra.com to yee. But you have 2 options.
1,finaly admitt and tell eveyrone that i am the true Gimpy! for i am, and i can no longer stand you accusing me of being the lowest form of life (that which must steal anothers identity to be loved, or hated) Comply with this demand and i will stay here, never to interfere with your reign over this land.
2, keep being a scallywag and tell everyone that i am an imposter, and i shall stay here and gather al of my friends and family t plague your empire untill none of your cut throat minions can take it any longer! Then i shall be master once again and pizzas will fly from the MOON!!!!
The choice is yours. And now, i gift you with the staff.
I AM GIMPY, LORD OF ALL THAT BREATHES! I HAVE LOST MY RULE, BUT NOT MY LIFE. I SHALL RETURN, THE MOON BIDS ME TOO!
As the Brotherhood of Tin marched towards the Moon with their grand army, Gimpy felt that final wave wash ovr him. The end had come. And even though they only stole stuffed chupacabra dummies, he had not the forces nor will to fight so many foes. And so his locusts fled before the onslaught. His brave warriors at the frontlines gave their lives, fighting till there was no more fight in them. Alas they stopped before the Moon all mighty. True Lies shouted out in a voice bold and filled with strength and sucess. "It is over Gimpy!" he declared as Gimpy stood on his throne. Mightysage laughed out "the jig is up!" Gimpy's right eye twitched. He knew not what would happen, for he had never lost, so many had never defied the Moon! With what strenght and dignity he had left he stood up and yelled back, "so it would seem! My allies now fight agaisnt me, my skyscrapers fall and burn, and my troops have no will to fight. You have stolen my pizza from my rigid clutches." True lies replied "give me the staff, Gimpy the fool! You time has come. It happens to all Gimpy! Yours was due a year ago though when you first came to this god forsaken place! None will allow to rule! None praise you and your Moon."
Gimpy's grin faded, as he realized he was not lieing, but telling a true lie. The cunning fox had beaten him. Alas, he had met a true foe. And he snuck up on him too, while he was on vacation!
And so, Gimpy did the hardest thing he had ever done in his life. He left the scepter fall from his bloodless hands. It plummeted to earth, and just like a hero from an action flick, True Lies caught it in mid air. With that simple gesture, Gimpy gave up all he ever had. His empire not was officialy crumbled. His legacy, crushed by the iron boots of the Brotherhood of Iron.
The Moon quaked suddenly, and Gimpy's throne was dismantled! True Lies held the scepter high for all of his comrades to see! They had won! Victory was finaly theirs! They had beaten the invicible Gimpy! Lord of all that breathes! And yet, some could not feel but the slightest amount of pity for the fool. He had lost all had to hold onto. His garden was burned. His world was uttelry anihilated. There was nothing he could now do. He was the upitimy of fools.
As the power of the Staff flowed through True Lie's veins he turned towards his new realm. It was no time for reconstruction! And so he left Gimpy to drown in his own defeat. The Moon was to stay the Moon, nothing more, nothing less. And Gimpy, Gimpy was to remain it's slave. Finaly, the climactic ending had come, benefiting those who had wanted it most.
Gimpy crawled to his crumbled throne, and sat in the debris, watching the forum being rebuilt. He had no plots, no subjects, no envy. For he would remain on his crumbled throne, watching his empire be forged anew under him. There would be no pizza that day. Only sorrow . . .
I AM GIMPY, LORD OF ALL THAT BREATHES! I HAVE LOST MY RULE, BUT NOT MY LIFE. I SHALL RETURN, THE MOON BIDS ME TOO!
its an interesting piece of brotherhood history to say the least.