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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 2, 2004 9:34:46 GMT -5
Probably not, but it's Calum who likes that kind of stuff. He's scared of Mike Myers!
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Post by MightySage on Aug 2, 2004 9:38:57 GMT -5
deep thoughts from ed:
if my feet smell,why dont they have a nose?
whos in the kitchen with dina?
when you close the refrigerator door,does the light stay on?
carrots are good for your eyes,can they dial a phone?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 2, 2004 10:22:20 GMT -5
Feet smell, but they don't have a nose because the smell that you are referring to is an odour. The feet themselves do not have the ability to smell odours because they do not need it (as the human should already be equipped with a nose). In conclusion, the feet produce an odour, they cannot actually smell it.
Somebody's in the kitchen with Dina. Who they are is a very good question, but an even better one is who the hell is Dina and what's she doing in my damn kitchen?
The light in a refridgerator goes off when the door is closed. You can test this by closing it to almost an inch and observing the light going off. Granted, we do not know whether the light STAYS off, but in that theory, how do we know that the fridge stays cool when the door is closed?
You can use carrots to dial a phone. The top end (the stubby bit, not the thin bit) may not be ideal (as it may press all the buttons at once) but the thin bit may break in half, depending how hard you squeeze.
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Post by MightySage on Aug 2, 2004 14:16:53 GMT -5
wheres waldo?  |
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Aug 2, 2004 14:29:40 GMT -5
In England we call him Wally. And it depends what page you're on...
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Post by MightySage on Aug 2, 2004 14:40:44 GMT -5
(lol,this rp is hilarious ;D)
to be,or not to be?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 2, 2004 14:48:42 GMT -5
o where o where has my little dog gone? o where o where can he be?
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Post by Vensent on Aug 5, 2004 19:30:48 GMT -5
Why does sometimes my internet screw up with apparent reason? And what is the real colour of a martians blood?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 5, 2004 19:32:22 GMT -5
tell us o great shrimpy
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 1, 2004 13:51:19 GMT -5
Sorry, my followers! Too long have you waited to know the answers to your questions!
Here they are:
That depends. Not to be means you cannot be so if you change your mind, you can't really do it, whereas to be means you can do either eventually. To be.
OR: One of the bees may be a wasp/hornet. Or, there may be a mirror, creating the illusion of two bees.
Um... (Turns to Oggelsby, who burps, regurgitating a collar that reads "Lucky. If found, please return to Zoidberg")
Let me get back to you on that one...
The internet thing? Haven't you ever heard of modem gnomes? They break into your internet connection and play jump rope with the wires to piss you off. Then they place everything back where it should be because they're gnomes and gnomes like to mess around, but are good at heart and cannot defy humans (or at least AOL)...
Martian blood? For Pete's sake, you live on Mars! Go and check! Well, you want an answer. Okay, puce. What colour is puce you ask? Why, it's puce. No, I haven't made it up, you're just stupid. Everybody likes puce!
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Post by Zoidberg on Sept 1, 2004 15:39:52 GMT -5
why do i like reading The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy so much?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 2, 2004 1:23:40 GMT -5
Because you're a human and humans like to read because they think it makes them smart, even though it doesn't and reading is bad for you. Stop reading now!
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go feature in a number of pro-literature posters in direct contradiction to what I just said...
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Post by Zoidberg on Sept 2, 2004 10:45:08 GMT -5
why is the sky?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Sept 2, 2004 10:58:56 GMT -5
Why... is the sky?
Why is the Earth? Why is the sea? Why is anything?
The answer to all of these questions is... FOR ME TO DOMINATE!!!
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Post by Zoidberg on Sept 2, 2004 10:59:59 GMT -5
is the world run by mice?
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