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Post by phantom general on Feb 28, 2007 22:49:15 GMT -5
(please note that you are gods... you can create people as you wish...)
"that is easy... watch." the reaper said, snapping it's fingers, the corpses raise automatically, including a few liches to help keep them under control. "i live again..." said the nearest lich, then he saw the reaper. "not you again..." he said, dismayed. "let me guess, i'm in the service of the fleshbag, aren't i?" the lich asked, the reaper simply nodded and disappeared.
(note: MS, you now control the undead from here on in... have fun.)
meanwhile, Jessica had finished weaving her magics into the ground, bringing forth the demons that lie below... but in her spellweaving, she found exceptional souls... and granted them eternal service to herself... as shadows, her personal bodyguard, handing even a few to sheoh... only seers and gods could see them, only certain magics could kill them, they were the perfect bodyguards. "you demons are apart of my ally's forces, now... i may have created you... but now i must let you go, as all parents must... goodbye." she said, opening a portal directly to the stronghold, they marched through it, knowing their new master lay beyond it.
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Post by MightySage on Mar 1, 2007 20:11:23 GMT -5
Sheoh: ok, now i have a bunch of dead guys at my command....awesome!now my servant monkeys, build me a shrine in my image!
Undead guy #05703: why should we?*head explodes, and his once again lifeless corpse falls over onto the ground*
Sheoh: thats why. now get to work!!!
Undead army:* march outside to build shrine, grumbling*
Sheoh: now then, i suppose i should create followers...*points staff in random direction, creating a group of people out of nowhere* cool...
random summoned guy: woah.... i'm alive again!
Sheoh: hmmm.....i'll call you Rennat, you Nevets, you Noj, you Werdna jr., and you CHOCOLATE THUNDA!!!!!
Chocolate Thunda:.....but....my name is Bob.....
Sheoh: TOO BAD!!! now, seeing as i am your patron god, i make the rules: number 1, you must wear only your underwear! hats are acceptable.
Rennat: why should we listen to you?
Sheoh: *points staff at Undead Guy #05703 and brings him back to life*
Undead Guy #05703: wha....i'm alive agai-*head implodes once again*
Sheoh: now you know what will happen. on with the rules.....
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Mar 1, 2007 20:47:51 GMT -5
(LOL! Chocolate Thunda!)
Rasec was now very very anger..
Rasec: You Call Yourselves Minions!? You're nothing but Whelps!!!
Once again, another sand creature was catapulted far away, and the cactus Chuckled.
Rasec: THATS IT!!! *creates a huge tidal wave of sand and buries cacti and sand creatures* Im Gonna have to use humans for this....
Rasec resurrected 20 people up from the sand.
Rasec: Alright, Mortals, You're alive again, and you're gonna keep being alive. So, Build a Village near that oasis. and a Shrine where you may worship me.
Rasec Called down a meteor and crashed it at the edge of the oasis.
Rasec: You can carve it from this stone, once it cools off. as for building material, use pelts and trees. I'll be around the desert, looking for other sources of water.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Mar 1, 2007 21:06:07 GMT -5
*after losing his temper over his original worker, SB summoned a villages worth of people*
SB: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!?!?!?
Bob: Bu-*explodes*
SB: I said, NO BUTT'S!!! *sighs* Just great. My entire castle is ruined, and it's that idiot, Bob, fault.*looks over to his other villagers*
Random villager: Sire, is their anyway we could get some blnkets? Were freezing.
SB: Let me think about it......mmm....NO, NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!
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Post by phantom general on Mar 1, 2007 22:26:40 GMT -5
(and now the natural dangers...)
Rasec sees the most common creature in the desert... the giant scorpion, walk over, impale a villager, drink from the oasis and leave with it's meal, eating as it went about it's business.
SB's group falls victim to an unatural blizzard.
Jessica's group, not only fend off and kill one of the many cave scorpions of the underground, but they feast on it, aswell...
sheoh's new stronghold comes under attack from another scorpion.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Mar 1, 2007 22:34:31 GMT -5
Rasec returned to see the scorpion scurry away with a dead villager in its claw.
Rasec: You wont get away that easily...
Rasec created a large dust devil that sent the scorpion skywards, and it hit the ground, dead from the fall.
Rasec: Villagers, seeing as though these creatures are most common in the desert, you will hunt and dine on them, use their shells for construction, or whatever els you might use them for. Start making weapons with which to fend off these creatures, as I wont always be here to protect you.
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Post by phantom general on Mar 2, 2007 1:43:59 GMT -5
Rasec could see an orb rise from the villager's corpse, Jessica quickly appeared on the scene and called it to her right hand, it obeyed. "such a tradgedy.... such a perfectly good warrior in life wasted by my father's creation... a pity such souls cannot go to waste..." she said, sadly... looking at it.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Mar 2, 2007 14:29:53 GMT -5
SB: *sighs* Atleast I was able to get out in ti-*one of the villagers body's fall on SB*
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Post by MightySage on Mar 2, 2007 15:55:17 GMT -5
Sheoh:*randomly Wabbajacking stuff*so bored...*heres knocking on the walls of the stronghold* what in the world in going on out there?
Werdna Jr.:*rushes in* lord Sheoh, we're under attack by a scorpion!
Sheoh:.....a scorpion? couldn't you just, i don't know, STEP ON IT!?
Werdna Jr.: its a giant scorpion sir! its all ready killed 5 of our men, including Chocolate Thunda!
Sheoh: *falls on his knees* NOOOO!!!!!why Chocolate Thunda, why!!! i'll kill that wretch!* warps infront of the scorpion* i think i want chicken today....*wabbajacks giant scorpion into a chicken, which he proceeds to behead* stupid bug.....*looking at undead army* whats wrong with you?!why were you having trouble killing a bug!?!
Undead guy #8856: well, sir, we dont have any weapons, and seeing as you've banned most clothing and armor, we didn't stand much of a chance....
Sheoh: Bah! here's some weapons!* blasts a tunnel into the ground* forge whatever metal you find down there and use that.now, if you'll excuse me, i'll be exploring the stronghold. i expect my chicken to be done by the time i return.*walks back into the stronghold*
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Mar 2, 2007 17:38:01 GMT -5
*after failing miserably by using humans SB decides to move his village into a cave and use rock people*
SB: *inside cave next to his alter* Now this is what I call a village.
Cave guy: *eating a piece of my alter*
SB: WHY YOU LITTLE!!*blasts him inot oblivion* I wonder how the other are doing.
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Post by Arnold on Mar 2, 2007 20:31:09 GMT -5
(Is still following the tumbleweed)
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Post by phantom general on Mar 3, 2007 3:33:49 GMT -5
(arnold, your application is refused on the grounds that it does not use the form provided and damnit, use these: * for actions, it's less confusing...)
Sheoh found a fully equipped armoury, a well stocked food storage area, a blacksmith area, a barracks, archery range and other needed buildings in times of war, even it's own merchant area, it was quite simply a stronghold that was built like a town, a perfect place for people to settle. the hole sheoh blasted led into an underground iron and diamond mine.
all rasec could do was watch Jessica judge the soul she had collected and teleported away to sheoh's plains, this time reviving a female angel completely... then enslaved her... an act that rang out to the other gods as if the world itself was screaming in pain, the spell she used, not only broke the victim's will... but told them the caster's likes and dislikes... essentially training them for the rest of their lives, and since angels were immortal, Jessica would have power over her for eternity.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Mar 3, 2007 17:06:28 GMT -5
SB: Now to make a staff. *ties a squirrel to megaphone and then ties both of them onto a twig* There.
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Post by MightySage on Mar 4, 2007 16:05:07 GMT -5
Sheoh:* looking around the equipment* yes...this will do nicely...no more worrying about stupid bugs killing my men...*takes a bite out of chicken* ok, i think i'll need more followers.*tosses remaining chicken in the air and creates a town's worth of people out of it* wow...i didn't think that would actually work....cool!!*conjures a microphone* ok peoples, you will serve me, from now until you die. is that clear?
People:*mumble*
Sheoh: IS THAT CLEAR!?!?
People: YES SIR!!!
Sheoh: thought so. now, first order of business is to finish my shrine. GET MOVING!!!
People:*rush off to finish shrine*
Sheoh: hehe....this is fun...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Mar 5, 2007 21:51:44 GMT -5
*after learning the only thing his staff can do is turn things into cheeze, SB decides to make a more advanced civilization of some sort*
SB: *summons two granite golems to start digging a new tunnel* Alright, while their working on that, I want you three to look for a edible food substance.
(three hours pass)
SB: Alright, what do you have?
Rock guy #1: *holds up a purple mushroom*
SB: Won't do.
Rock guy #2: *holds up a rock*
SB: -_-
Rock guy #3: *holds up a donut*
SB: PERFECT!!!
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