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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jan 4, 2005 8:39:55 GMT -5
Hey gang! Just taking a break out of my drama coursework (screams in frustration) to revive this old classic... Remember? From "Cheez fest"? In the Lunar Theatre? It was a little sitcom style thing that featured myself, Oggelsby, Shrimpy and co.!!! If you don't remember it, go there now!!! I SAID GO!!! Read it. Soon I shall make it into my first animated series...
Anyway, for now, I say we open up our own bar in the RPG section. This is a place where we can have random bar-related antics. Plus, thursday is kareoke night. I've installed Oggelsby as the proprietor of the establishment and Neil is the barman/maid. So, I now proclaim this bar open for business!!!
Oggelsby: What'll be, Doc?
Alex: Pint of coke, please...
Oggelsby: Comin' right up!
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on Jan 4, 2005 16:15:00 GMT -5
This will be perfect!
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Post by Vensent on Jan 4, 2005 18:35:44 GMT -5
Fenrir: *bursts through door* Hide me!!!
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Jan 4, 2005 18:51:53 GMT -5
:: A band of shadowy and sweaty bikers rushes through the door searching for Fenrir ::
Biker Chieftain: He aint here! But when we find 'em, we'll stuff 'em down Iron Knuckles' tail pipe, won't we boyz!
Boyz: Hell ya!
:: they leave in fuming rage ::
Fenrir: Close as Cosco...
Oggelsby: What'd you do fella?
Fenrir: I looked at Turd Ferguson funny...
Oggelsby: He one of 'em?
Fenrir: I'm still not sure...
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 4, 2005 23:08:53 GMT -5
*comes in*
Hi guys. Have you seen Fenrir? he owes me 238 $...I hired some scary, Sweaty guys to find them, but I havnt Herd from them yet.
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Post by Vensent on Jan 5, 2005 0:56:34 GMT -5
*Jumps from pitch-black area of bar and lands on Bengl's shoulders, and proceeds to choke him to unconsciousness, Bengl falls over*
Fenrir whispers in Bengl's ear: Nobody owes you money. Nobody owes you money. Nobody owes you money...
Fenrir: There we go.
Boris: If you are done with body, maybe I take liver?
Fenrir: Whatever. Hey Oggelsby, I'll have a pint of coke as well.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jan 5, 2005 2:15:21 GMT -5
Oggelsby: Comin' right up, boss!
(just stands there not doing anything. Alex and Fenrir blink)
Alex: Well?
Oggelsby: Well what?
Fenrir: Our drinks?
Oggelsby: Oh, yeah... I'll just get 'em (picks up two glasses and goes over to the drinks tap. He is just about to fill the glasses, when a huge jungle scream is heard and Shrimpy swings through the door, dressed as Tarzan, prompting him to drop the glasses)
Shrimpy: I Shrimpy!!! King of jungle!!!
Alex: (rolls eyes) Wrong costume, Shrimpy...
Shrimpy: (hits wall) DAMNIT!!!
Oggelsby: Er... What'll it be?
Shrimpy: Pint of coke.
Oggelsby: Comin' right up!
(Oggelsby fills the glass with coke and hands it to Shrimpy)
That'll be $1.20...
Shrimpy: Can I pay you in chocolate money?
Oggelsby: That's the best kind of money!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 5, 2005 14:38:21 GMT -5
*wakes up* Fenrir, dont trie that again...... AND GIVE ME MY 238 DOLLARS!!!!!
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Jan 5, 2005 15:02:48 GMT -5
Oggelsby: No fighting in my bar!!!
Bengl: Technically, we're fighting AROUND the bar. The bar is actually that thing you're stood behind and is now often used as a slang word for "Tavern" (as is "Pub").
Oggelsby: Oh.
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Post by Vensent on Jan 6, 2005 0:54:19 GMT -5
Fenrir: Okay, okay, no more tricks... Here you are! *pulls out a small tube with end caps*
Bengl: How about you open it?
Fenrir: It's your money.
Bengl: Fine. *takes tube, tilts the end away from his face and opens it, but the opposite end cap also pops off and a knife flies from this end into Bengl's leg*
Fenrir: That blade is coated with a deadly combination of rust and the poison of the Fugu fish (puffer fish), just to let ya know.
*Bengl falls over, Fenrir runs away*
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 6, 2005 21:47:08 GMT -5
Bengl: i have ammuned myselfto all poisons, accept rust and Puffer fish venom....must......reach.....Injection.....
*reaches for a serringe, full of, uhh.... that stuff that wold get him ammune to rust and puffer venom*
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Post by Vensent on Jan 6, 2005 22:09:55 GMT -5
*Berube runs in*
Berube: Fenrir says that the usual way to become immune to a poison is to inject small amounts of it into your system until it no longer affects you, but the Fugu's poison is usually too deadly to put in any amount with hopes of living, and that he doesn't know why you survived. He also says that those 112 pizzas he made the pizza guy sell you were really joke pizzas, and all your money was paid back to your bank account, so Fenrir really doesn't owe you.
*Berube runs out*
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Jan 6, 2005 23:37:43 GMT -5
Bengl:*eyes glow red* Curse you..........Fenrir.........Curse you.....
Anger and Rage have Taken Controle, Wich Means Sorlag Conntroles Bengls Vessle
Sorlag: *gets up* no no no.....Thisssss Form will never do.... *morphs into lizarl-like creature*
Their.... now, Where Issssssss That Wolf-Essssc Creature? *flickers Toung* Thisssss way..... *leaves Tavern*
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Jan 15, 2005 1:23:35 GMT -5
Gimpy who's sitting in a dark corner of the bar with an empty mug and ruffed up like a hobo howls at the comotion.
Gimpy: THis is weirdiNG meH oUt! MaNNager mAn! GEt these reptiLeS out of HERE or I'm neVer coming BACK!!!
Oggelsby: You say that everytime the door opens and you never leave. Now buy another glass, you're paying my plumbing bills!
Gimpy: (belch) Sure thang bosSSs...
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Feb 12, 2005 19:05:46 GMT -5
(The police barge in)
Female Police officer: We're here on reports that drugs are being sold on these premises...
(Oggelsby gestures to Alex to hide the bottle of calpol that he is attempting the sell to a Bar Patron)
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