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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on May 4, 2005 0:17:40 GMT -5
Welcome to Crater 22, factory and facility of Moonatic War Machines Co.! We make war machines! AHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAHAAAIIIIIIII!!!! Tell me what you want with some vague or not so vague descriptions, and my laborious chupa slaves will whip it up! Allow me to show you some of our productions... This model is in mass production and currently used vastly by the Moonatic military forces! Another more than fine example of Moonatic ingenuity! Also in military use. I like it. YOU WILL TOO!!! This craft forms the bulk of the Moonatic airforce. It is SUPERIOR TO EVERYTHING!!! WE GUARANTEE IT!!! We made this little doozy for Shrimpy awhile back. Of course, he liked it. We didn't even have to pay him to say it too! So insert your requests and we'll make the best destructive/violent/unorthodox/illegal device you've ever requested! WE GUARANTEE IT!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAIIIIII!!!!!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on May 4, 2005 0:25:26 GMT -5
Incredible.... Can I sell you a War Machine?
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on May 4, 2005 7:28:02 GMT -5
ok, can your chupacabra's make me a Ice Gun? like a gun that uses some of my Ice Powers and makes it go into the gun and shoot it out?maybe like a tube can be inserted in my arm and the other end into the gun or something?
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on May 4, 2005 17:13:07 GMT -5
What you're looking for Glace could probably be found in Moonatic Armaments Co. but they're being refurbished. So we made you an ice gun artillery piece! This artillery piece has a range of 12 yards!!! If you really push it, you can reach 14. It blasts stuff into ice or freezes stuff, whichever setting you prefer. NOW PAY UP!!! $45,007.16 P.S. NO REFUNDS!!!
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on May 4, 2005 17:13:55 GMT -5
You can make me a war machine, Bengl. BUT I AINT GONNA PAY FOR IT!!!
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Post by Vensent on May 4, 2005 17:15:31 GMT -5
Hmmm. Combine me a Desert Eagle with a flamethrower, and make it easly and safely stored in the pocket of a common pair of pants.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on May 4, 2005 21:17:33 GMT -5
Ooh, I got an Idea for one... All Right, A walker that I can Pilot With Missile Launchers, State of the art camoflage for the martian landscape, make in Nuclear powered, a lttle slot On top to Put My BDG 2000 in, and some arms on the side with HUGE blades for in case I run out of Missiles.. Oh, and little Machine Guns....
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on May 5, 2005 11:44:29 GMT -5
Hello, Shrimpy here. Absolutely loved the tank. Did you get my cheque? Anyway, we lobsterians are looking into... ahem... expanding our living space but all of our ships... well, they're broke after Oggelsby spilled coffee on the control panels (every fucking ship in a fleet of 12 million!!! ). Those ships were capable of destroying a whole solar system at the push of one button, but spill caffeine on the bastards and you're screwed... But, I digress. We would be very pleased if you could develop a new, caffeine-resistant Lobsterian model with giant claw shaped cannons on either side of the cockpit, spikes on the top, etc. In red, preferably. We want it to kind of resemble lobsters. We'll pay you handsomely (for one model, after which we'll steal the idea and develop them cheaper in our own factories). Many thanks, Shrimpy P.S: Thanks for recommending that cream... It did wonders for my 'roids...
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on May 5, 2005 15:10:09 GMT -5
Yay! here ya go! *puts gold coins in a leather bag on the counter* Its perfect!
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Post by GlacetheIceLord on May 5, 2005 15:13:28 GMT -5
oh and Liam would like a small watch of which a powerful laser beam will shoot out! if not than he would like a benie that can let him transform into things
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Post by phantom general on May 5, 2005 19:21:08 GMT -5
i needa a combo of artillery and a pistol, the perfered max range is about 20 miles... pocket artillery.
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on May 5, 2005 23:26:35 GMT -5
I would like to stress that we do not construct handheld weapons. Normally I would refer you to Moonatic Armaments Co. but they're being hounded by the Moonatic Judicial branch. ::we see the Treaty Pig issuing a death sentence to the head chupa of Moonatic Armaments Co.:: But PG's sounded fun, so I made it anyways! We haven't tested it, but we assume it shoots as far as you wanted it. I'll give it to you for free, since to be frank, Tums assembled it. And Tums isn't the sweatiest chupa in the sweatshop... BENGL!!!! Your order was delightful. Here it is! Yeah... don't mind those comments I wrote on the schematic. My chupas...they can't allign missiles for shillings. Anyhoo, all your fancy gadgets and chum are there. I'd recommend taking it to a rain forest and testing it on some panthers.
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Post by phantom general on May 5, 2005 23:34:59 GMT -5
also i could use a few hundred thousand cruisers with perferably antimatter reactors *tests my new gun on Tums* atleast you are rid of incompetence. ;D
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on May 6, 2005 0:06:35 GMT -5
Dear friend and fellow dictator, It's been awhile! I did receive your check, but there was some big fiasco about it being fraudlent. Go figure! Anyways, I designed your craft myself. I enjoy the lobster things! Hey, your name is Shrimpy, but you're a lobster! Go figure! Anyhoo, your ship has everything you asked for. The design was inspired by a razorback Beanie Baby (the idea was Blanco the Chupas. He was promoted because of it!) Caffeine will no longer be a problem (but citrus might) since we've tested it 12 times! And with rodents! I have no doubt in my mind that it will serve you incredibly well, in both your war excursions and your rum running! I believe $17,000,001.99 would be a fine and just price tag...
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on May 6, 2005 0:08:16 GMT -5
I'll get started on it tommorow PG, I'm bushwhacked... All my designer chupas have had strokes within the past 14 hours.
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