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Post by Everyone's favourite slut. on Mar 6, 2005 16:47:40 GMT -5
I SO have not gone mad with power! Just gone mad with having pets. Well...I guess I am abusing my power of being the token female on the site. I intend to keep it that way. *Growls*
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Post by True Lies on Mar 6, 2005 17:49:55 GMT -5
-Shrugs away mournfully-
I sincerely apologize, my dear Kaveeta. But True Lies cannot be owned by any single man, woman nor beast. For I am owned by all. The trees, the birds, the insects, the plants and animals. But mostly, inside each and every one of the members of this fine orginization, there lies a small portion of my soul. For if it were not for my brave brothers, I would not be standing here before you this day. So I say unto you, that I cannot be wed, for this course of action would surely lead to destruction.
-True Lies bows in a graceful fashion, picking up his mighty blade "Unity," and with a tear filled glance, walks off into the moon rise, the pale unearthly glow giving light to all of his features as he marches down the lonely path of leadership...-
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Post by Vensent on Mar 6, 2005 17:59:15 GMT -5
... As Zoidberg runs in carrying a half-ripped bag full of crap, which he then tries to throw at True Lies for no apparent reason...-
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Mar 6, 2005 18:08:54 GMT -5
What smells like French cheese?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Mar 6, 2005 18:58:27 GMT -5
Maby its this thing. *pulls a gray lump of who-knows-what out of pocket*
I found it under my sink....
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Mar 6, 2005 20:20:24 GMT -5
You gonna eat that?
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Mar 6, 2005 21:36:07 GMT -5
Whats it to you?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 7, 2005 2:04:48 GMT -5
(Mr. Shrimpy, the registra, hurries Kaveeta away from the alter)
Shrimpy: Come on, we're on a tight schedule here... Up next, the holy union of Adam Oggelsby and school...
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Mar 7, 2005 14:27:38 GMT -5
Well Bengle if you not gona eat it... Well... Maybe we can poison it and give it to pickle?
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Post by Everyone's favourite slut. on Mar 7, 2005 15:36:18 GMT -5
Not to worry Randy my precious, I have a whole army of slaves. And a John that I'll be snatching away very soonly, yes, I do move on fast! Hehe. I'm sure I'll be able to bribe him with some sexy Machine Head tickets.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Mar 7, 2005 21:01:44 GMT -5
How do you know its not allready poisonouse? *takes a small bite, and falls to the floor twitching*
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Post by Vensent on Mar 8, 2005 8:31:10 GMT -5
Hey, look at Bengl... You know Bengl, I think they have a cream for that.
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Mar 8, 2005 19:13:21 GMT -5
I think he caught rabies or something.
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Post by Vensent on Mar 8, 2005 19:14:24 GMT -5
Get a camera, I want to remember this.
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Mar 8, 2005 19:16:38 GMT -5
Ive got a camera. (Pulls out stone and chisel) Bengle!!! Stop moving so damn much!!! Im trying to take your picture!!!
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