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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 16, 2005 2:25:38 GMT -5
This was one of those forward e-mail things that Kaveeta sent me. All of y'all must join in!!!
People always say if you know someone well then you'll know all their favourite things. People, therefore are assholes, not worth the organs and skin flaps that God has donated to their pitiful existence.
How are you expected to know these things if the stupid pricks can't be arsed to list 'em?!? Eh???
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, MR. DARWIN?!? EVOLUTION??? You make me sick...
Ahem... Truth is no one really lists out their favourite things. Not even McFly. Why would we be interested in McFly's favourite things? I don't know. Personally, I'm not a fan. You may or may not have known that. So I listed them for this very reason (and also because Kaveeta asked me to...). I shall expect ALL of you (that's right, EVEN you...) to fill in this trivial list (as well as memorising all the facts about me) and send it back to me. I await with... well, not anticipation. I just await...
GO!!!
Colour: Blue. I mean, Red. I mean, Green.
Car: The Batmobile. I mean, Mr. T's truck. I mean, The General Lee (from "Dukes of Hazzards"!!!)
Animal: Dogs. But only big dogs, like my dog, Jake!!! I don't like some little ones. I don't like border terriers...
Book: George Orwell's "1984" and "Animal Farm"
Song Ever: "Eddie Walker" by Ben Folds Five (I also love BFF's other songs "Jackson Cannery", "Philosophy", "Alice Childress", "Underground", "Steven's last night in town", "Army" and any other related songs!)
Band/artist Ever: I'd say Ben Folds, but Darren and Robert rule, too, so it'd have to be Ben Folds Five
Food: Chilli and rice.
Drink Non-Alc: Orange squash.
Drink Alc: I don't touch that spew of Satan and neither should you.
Phrase: "Life's a beach. Then you drown."
Person: I don't know. I'm not a fan of people. I like Charlotte and Dave. And Kaveeta. And Oggelsby and Neil. In a hetrosexual way.
Interest: I have well over 200 action figures from "The Simpson", "Family Guy" and "South Park" and I love all of those shows. Also, Coronation Street, Matt Lucas + David Walliams, Peter Kay, Ben Folds and writing stories.
Subject: Drama. Then Economics. Then History. Then English.
Item of clothing: My "Ben Folds Live" shirt
Top of your wish list: The top thing on my list now is to get out of school and have a break and write some stories, scripts and songs (for my currently unnamed band). The item I wish to possess is probably Ben Folds' new album ("Songs for Silverman") but also the remainder of the Family Guy action figures, with Death and Quagmire and Meg and Rufus and Mutant Stewie and Naked Peter and S&M Lois and Peter and Peter VS. The giant chicken and Street walking Peter and Joe and Christobelle and Mayor Adam West and Jasper and The pope and Cleveland and Tom Tucker (with his son, Jake) and fat Stewie and karate Lois and all the others which I can't remember (though I'm not allowing myself to buy them because I have a compulsive obsessive buying disorder which is why I bought 12 BFF related CDs and want 5 more in the space of 2 and a bit months).
TV Programme: Friends. Just kidding; I really went off Friends after the one with Monica's shoes. I like Corrie, Little Britain and Grange Hill and South Park and Family Guy.
Film: Back to the Future trilogy, Team America and Mr. Deeds (starring Adam Sandler)
Actor: ME!!! Appart from me? Peter Kay, Matt Lucas, David Walliams, Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mr. T, the old man who played Larry in "Dad" and Ralf Little (from "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps")
Actress: ME IN DRAG!!! I'd say Samia Ghadie (from Coronation Street) but I've gone off her lately (probably because she's gone and got proposed, the selfish harlot!!!) and would much rather have intercourse with Edith Bowman (she isn't an actor, but she has lovely eyes...)
Sport: Rock and Sock 'em robots
Type of music: Alternative (Ben Folds related)
Chocolate: Like Kaveeta, used to be Kit Kats. Now it's Guylian (sp?) Seashells
Brand: Lego make great products, as do IKEA.
Place: In my head. But only when I'm sleeping or not stressed.
Country: The UK!!! RULE BRITANIA!!! And The US of A!!!
Lanuguage: As Kaveeta stated, correct grammar in English is errousing, but Latin is far more an interesting tongue to speak.
Word: Giggles.
Memory: When I was in the Murder Mystery and smacked up my stage mummy with a wrench and learnt of the glory of Ben Folds Five!!!
Present anyone's ever given you: Jake, my dog, is the greatest present of all!!!
Thing you like about yourself: I like the way my hat looks with my hair, but only without my glasses. I especially like, however, my voice (which I can change to mimic most of my beloved TV characters) and my mind (which can make stories and music and dirty pictures)
Things you like about me: I like that you're my friend and that you love me, even though I'm a spaz. I love you, too.
And remember everyone! Kaveeta killed SuperMan!!! Kaveeta killed Super....Man!!!
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Post by Jolly Rancher on Mar 16, 2005 4:59:54 GMT -5
What are you on about!?
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Post by Mario on Mar 16, 2005 14:31:34 GMT -5
LOOOK , Im Gonna write me a book too there jr.
PORK AND BEANS!!!!
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AND THEY LIVED HAPILY EVER AFTA!!!!! with more pork chops.
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Mar 16, 2005 14:35:06 GMT -5
God damnit stop spaming!!!
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Post by King Edward Potatostein on Mar 16, 2005 18:56:05 GMT -5
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Mar 16, 2005 20:46:19 GMT -5
I'll be honest, I think Mario is a device... Like those advertisement bots that IM you.
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Mar 16, 2005 21:26:46 GMT -5
Advertisment bot? No Mario is real. Don't know why he decided to spam today. He just was copying and pasting stuff from all over the internet. It was crazy watching him post on the computer next to me. Like back in nam, when the charlies stole the time machine and went back to the begining of time to steal a bit of the primordial oze. Or how ever you spell that.
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Post by Gimpy,LordofallthatBreathes! on Mar 16, 2005 23:53:25 GMT -5
Primordial or ooze? Or soup?
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 17, 2005 1:51:09 GMT -5
It wasn't the primordial soup that they went back to; Karl Marx's great newphew used to time machine to travel back to the time of the Dinosaurs. He was followed by the American soldiers and then he attempted to set a T-Rex on them. The Americans reminded him that communism involves sharing out tasks across the populus and that this was unfair on the smaller dinosaurs. One week later, all of the dinosaurs had died. So in conclusion, communism killed the dinosaurs.
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Post by Chupa Spotter on Mar 17, 2005 14:19:53 GMT -5
See. That is how history really hapened. There was nothing about a meteor. True story.
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Post by Mario on Mar 17, 2005 14:27:06 GMT -5
JOshHSHSH..
Moo-ving Violations: Paging People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals. You've already targeted Jennifer Lopez for using fur in her Sweetface fashion line, but what about all the innocent cows who gave their lives in order to create this desperately dire leather dress? The tri-toned, tent-like tragedy, which was seemingly stolen off the back of Wilma Flintstone, is so roomy she could smuggle hubby Marc Anthony underneath it -- along with a couple of her more diminutive exes. The high-maintenance multi-hyphenate also appears to have been attacked by both Heidi, who forced her to fashion her hair into a misguided braided updo, and dozens of wayward shower curtain rings, which have attached themselves en masse to her arms and ears.
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 17, 2005 15:01:18 GMT -5
Mario, stop that now or face the wrath of the board. No more random spam!!!
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Post by Vensent on Mar 17, 2005 15:03:08 GMT -5
The wrath of the board! *hits Mario with a stick*
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Post by Googy McFloogal Puss on Mar 17, 2005 15:13:48 GMT -5
The wrath of the board... CUSTOM MEMBER TITLES GONE BAD!!!
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