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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 5, 2004 15:43:08 GMT -5
YAY polar bears are left-handed like me ;D
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Post by MightySage on Aug 5, 2004 15:55:56 GMT -5
lol.but that means you,the polar bears,AND me will die before right handed people!NO!!!!
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 5, 2004 16:03:20 GMT -5
that is kinda good cuse well will know all the answers to all the questions before them
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Post by MightySage on Aug 5, 2004 16:14:07 GMT -5
yes but read this:
over 2500 left-handed people are killed by products made for right-handed people!
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 5, 2004 16:14:47 GMT -5
WHAT!?
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Post by MightySage on Aug 5, 2004 16:34:52 GMT -5
quick!to flanders leftorium!!!*hops in the dragonmobile and escapes*
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 5, 2004 18:48:03 GMT -5
*jumps in*
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Post by MightySage on Aug 5, 2004 19:07:23 GMT -5
ahh!!!its a right turn!!!!*turns left*that was close...*turns left agin*wait.....3 lefts make a right!!!!no!!!!!!its too confusing!!!!!*dragonmobile spins out of control*
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 5, 2004 19:10:05 GMT -5
Zoid: o no
Raptor: o no
Govenator: o no
Mightysage: o no
Koolaid man: o yay
the dragonmobile hits the koolaid man breaking him into millions
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Post by MightySage on Aug 5, 2004 19:41:14 GMT -5
*is covered with glass*AHHHHHHH!DAMN YOU KOOL-AID MAN!!!!DAMN YOU!!!!
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 5, 2004 19:44:14 GMT -5
Zoid: why dose this away happen to me?, eveyone around me is breaking!!
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Aug 5, 2004 20:39:41 GMT -5
It is Impossible to Lick the tip of your Elbow (75% of people who read this will trie to lick the tip of their elbow!)
A palican has no nostrils
snow lepords cant roar
the average person speaks 5000 words a day
(for Zoidberg) The female polar bear sleeps through giving birth
the human brain is 74% water
The mona Lisa has no Eyebrows
A giraffs toung is 3 ft long
A goliath beatle weighs more than 6 mice
The Eiffel tower is held together by 2.5 million rivets
The droplets in a sneese travel 99 MPH
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 5, 2004 20:55:51 GMT -5
yup i alredy knew that bout female polar bears
(btw want to join the Futurama RP?
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 5, 2004 20:59:11 GMT -5
a live gient suqid has never been sean alive
Every year, parks in London alone are doused in one million gallons of dog urine.
The germs present in human faeces can pass through up to ten layers of toilet paper.
The best recorded distance for projectile vomiting is 27 feet.
Contrary to popular belief, if you swallow chewing gum it does not stay in the gut. Usually it will pass-through the system and is excreted without incident. However, several cases have been reported where the gum has stuck in the rectum, causing the unfortunate Sufferer to excrete long sticky trails of gum, like a pink spider's web.
Several well-documented instances have been reported of extremely obese people flushing aircraft toilets whilst still sitting on them. The vacuum action of these toilets sucked the rectum inside out.
It is possible to cough your guts up.
If your body's natural defences failed, the bacteria in your gut would consume you within 48 hours, literally eating you from the inside out.
What is one of the most difficult items for sewage works to handle, as it is insoluble, yet fine enough to pass through most filtration systems? (Every month Thames Water removes over a ton of this substance from its water treatment plants, whereupon it is taken away to a landfill site and buried). You guessed it - pubic hair.
Parasites count for 0.01% of your body weight.
The longest recorded tapeworm found in the human body was 33 metres in length.
A woman who had recently visited South America, where she had safaried in local rainforest, began to experience severe pains in her left ear, accompanied by headaches, dizziness and constant rustling sounds, at first put down to tetanus. It became so serious that exploratory surgery was required, which revealed that a spider which had become trapped in her ear. Eventually it had eaten through her eardrum and was living within the aural cavity. The rustling sounds were from the spider crawling around inside her skull. An egg sac was also removed.
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Post by Zoidberg on Aug 5, 2004 21:07:16 GMT -5
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. (Did the government pay for this research?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the males head off. (Honey, I'm home. What the ...)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day (lucky lions)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
Starfish don't have brains.
What occurs more often in December than any other month? Conception.
What separates "60 Minutes," on CBS, from every other TV show? No theme music or song.
Half of all Americans live within 50 miles of what? Their birthplace. This is propinquity.
Most boat owners name their boats. What is the most popular boat name requested? Obsession
More women do this in the bathroom than men. Wash their hands. Women: 80% Men: 55%
What do 100% of all lottery winners do? Gain weight.
In a recent survey, Americans revealed that this was their favourite smell. Banana.
If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter "A"? One thousand.
What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? All were invented by women.
Married men revealed that they do this twice as often as single men. Change their underwear.
This stimulates 29 muscles and chemicals causing relaxation. Women seem to like it light and frequent, men like it more strenuous. A kiss.
This is the only food that doesn't spoil. Honey.
There are more collect calls on this day than any other day of the year. Father's Day
What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is most ironic? He was allergic to carrots.
40% of all people who come to a party in your home do this? Snoop in your medicine cabinet.
3.9% of all women surveyed say they never do this. Wear underwear.
What common everyday occurrence is composed of 59% nitrogen, 21% hydrogen and 9% carbon dioxide? A fart
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