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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Dec 18, 2007 12:21:41 GMT -5
Granted, now he's a Genius and his standards of work are too high, you all fail.
I wish I could understand my chemistry teachers thick Chinese accent.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Dec 18, 2007 20:13:23 GMT -5
Granted, but now all you understand is Chinese.
I wish it were my birthday.
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Post by MightySage on Dec 19, 2007 7:41:11 GMT -5
Granted, but now your Christmas/Kwanzaa/Hanukkah/etc presents now count as your birthday presents.
I wish the good shows on Adult swim would come on earlier.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Dec 19, 2007 9:14:05 GMT -5
Granted, they are now shown at 6:00 in the morning.
I wish my dad wouldn't make me go skiing (sp?).
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Post by MightySage on Dec 20, 2007 7:57:50 GMT -5
granted, now he makes you go ice fishing in swim shorts.
I wish i had a plain, ordinary glass of water.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Dec 20, 2007 16:11:24 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't have it.
I wish I was still alive.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Dec 20, 2007 22:09:11 GMT -5
(thought of one for you) Granted. *pulls out sb's liver* Stay alive...
I wish My leg didn't hurt.
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Post by sterlingsanctity on Dec 20, 2007 22:58:32 GMT -5
Granted, but now your arms were eaten away by parasitic aliens.
I wish Bengl's arms weren't eaten away by parasitic aliens.
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Post by MightySage on Dec 21, 2007 7:34:19 GMT -5
Granted, but now his leg hurts.
I wish i still had photoshop...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Dec 21, 2007 9:28:42 GMT -5
Granted, but now you only make photoshopped pictured of porn.
I wish I didn't have to do school today.
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Post by MightySage on Dec 25, 2007 12:35:58 GMT -5
Granted, now you have to fight a sumo wrestler.
I wish I had Xbox Live...
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Dec 27, 2007 12:05:59 GMT -5
Granted but it infects your computer with viruses.
I wish I had a real christmas break instead of the work piling up.
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Post by Arnold on Jan 31, 2008 13:48:41 GMT -5
Granted, but your laziness causes you to not get enough physical actiivty and you end up getting a heart attack.
I wish for world peace.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Jan 31, 2008 17:39:09 GMT -5
Granted....................*Bush declares war on Europe*
I wish I could access my game design class.
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Post by MightySage on Feb 1, 2008 7:33:45 GMT -5
granted, but all computers in the class have massive amounts of spam and freeze within 10 seconds of starting it up.
I wish i had a game design class...
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