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Post by SquirrelBoy on Aug 21, 2007 20:17:21 GMT -5
Sorry.
Granted, but she falls in love with your brother.
I wish I had a pet monkey.
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Chin up, squire, and do not fret the veil before you!
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Post by WarmrootBeer on Aug 23, 2007 20:27:23 GMT -5
Granted, but it's only werewolf. :\ Good luck with that...
I WILL KILL MY OWN BROTHER FOR ALEXIS BLEDEL!!! WHAT A BASTARD; stealing my woman!
I wish I had no brother.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Aug 23, 2007 21:52:42 GMT -5
Granted. Now he's your sister. and Alexis Bledel is supportive of his 'choice'
I wish for a solid gold toilet.
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Post by MightySage on Aug 25, 2007 13:12:01 GMT -5
Granted, but now its useless.
I wish i had a stable internet connection..
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Post by Arnold on Sept 19, 2007 16:11:16 GMT -5
Ok, but you get hooked on the internet, forget to eat, and die of starvation.
I wish I could climb that tree.
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Post by WarmrootBeer on Sept 23, 2007 19:26:07 GMT -5
Granted, but it's an ent and kills you.
I wish I had cheez-it's
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Post by MightySage on Sept 24, 2007 20:14:59 GMT -5
granted, by they were shipped from Chrenobyl.
I wish i had $20.60.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Sept 27, 2007 19:58:35 GMT -5
Granted, but it's french money.
I wish I had pie.
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Post by MightySage on Sept 30, 2007 16:02:00 GMT -5
Granted, but its made of roadkill.
I wish for my $20.60 in french money were exchanged for american money.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Sept 30, 2007 19:48:40 GMT -5
Granted, but you can't help but feel sorry for a hobo and you give it to him.
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Post by Bengl Von Shadowstein on Sept 30, 2007 19:52:19 GMT -5
Granted, but you didn't make a wish.
Sucka.
I wish for a Wedge of Unspoiled, uncontaminated Cheese.
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Post by MightySage on Oct 1, 2007 6:39:49 GMT -5
Granted, but Martians steal it.
I wish for school to be replaced by video games.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 1, 2007 8:17:55 GMT -5
Granted, but your unable to get a job afterwords.
I wish I didn't have to right this essay.
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Post by MightySage on Oct 2, 2007 6:37:13 GMT -5
Granted, now you have to write every decimal of Pi for the rest of your life.
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Post by SquirrelBoy on Oct 2, 2007 8:58:51 GMT -5
Granted, you don't get anything for forgetting.
I wish I had a pie and cheese.
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