Ways to annoy Gaara

[MightySage]

1) Hide his teddy bear from him in your room.

2) Put super glue in his gourd.

3) Glue fuzzy panda ears atop of his head.

4)Use black permenent marker and give him eyebrows.

5) Write a love letter and send it to Deidara in the akatsuki and sign it in Gaara's name.

6)Put on a barney suit and sing the 'i love you, you love me' song while dancing around him.

7)Hide candy in his food.

8)Put him in a panda suit and lock him outside the house.

9)Write," sasuke uchiha was here." on his gourd.

10)tie him to a chair for a whole day while making him watch telletubbie re-runs untill his eyes bleed.

11) when his eyes do bleed, take out the telletubbie tape and put in Guys Gone Wild starring Kankuro

12)Chew gum in his ears

13) Take the gum out and put it in his hair while he's sleeping.

14)Read over his shoulder when he's reading important documents.

15) Poke him while he's sleeping.


who wants to add to the list? ;D

[Bengl Von Shadowstein]

But he doesn't sleep. and wouldn't most(all) of those result in death?

[SquirrelBoy]

SB: Let's see.

*puts on barney out fit and starts dancing*

Garra: *kills SB* NEW RECORD!!!

Wait, if Garra never sleeps then how is he still active?

[MightySage]

yes, most of those would result in a gruesome sand related death, but i am protected by my magic. ;D and for the sleeping thing, in part 2 *spoiler* Shukaku gets taken out of Gaara* end spoiler*, so he doesn't have to stay awake any more.

[SquirrelBoy]

DAMN IT MIGHTYSAGE YOU RUINED THE SURPRISE!!!

[MightySage]

errr....sorry?i said spoiler...

[SquirrelBoy]

Just kidding.

[MightySage]

Ways to Annoy Shikamaru


1)Call him a man whore at random intervals of the day.

2)Say,"Hey Pineapple-Head, open your mouth for a minute so I can talk to SpongeBob."

3)While he's watching clouds, place a boom box by his ears, set it to the maximum volume, and play,'Welcome To The Jungle.'

4)Send a love letter to Chouji filled with sexual references and M-rated material and sign it, "your butt buddy,Shikamaru"

5)While he's asleep, sneak up to his bed, put your mouth next to his ear, and yell,"THE RATS ARE COMING! THE RATS ARE COMING!!!"

6)When he's about to throw a kunai, yell , "FUNYUNS AND TANGERINES!!"

7)when he's about to eat, yell,"OMG!! IS THAT TEMARI MAKING OUT WITH INO?!!"

8)When he looks, take the food and run for your life and yell back,"MAN WHORE!!"

9)Cut all his fishnet shirts into fishnet people.

10)Say,"Hey Shikamaru! Look at that awesome cloud Formation!" While he's looking, throw an angry chipmunk at him and yell, "TAG! YOUR IT!!!" And run.

11)when ever he says," Troublesome." Or," What a drag." Hit him over the head with Temari's fan.

12)When you see him walking down the street yell," Hey shikamaru! As a gift for becoming a chunin, I signed you up for the next 12 available B-Rank missions!! No thanks are needed."

13)Watch his reaction.

14) Make sure all 12 of the missions are taking place underground, taking away his precious cloud-watching.

15)Cut off his ponytail and sell it to the highest bidder.

[Bengl Von Shadowstein]

LOL! Cut off his ponytail and sell it to the highest bidder....

[MightySage]

thought all of them up myself. ;D

[Bengl Von Shadowstein]

Take all the sand out of gaaras gourd and replace it with sugar.

[MightySage]

17)buy a label gun and mislabel everything he owns( put "TOILET" on his gourd)

[SquirrelBoy]

ROFLMAO!!! Where do come up with stuff MightySage.

My favorite one is #7. I wonder if he would look. ;D

[Bengl Von Shadowstein]

Tell him that he's bleeding.

[MightySage]

19)when he checks to see if he is, spray ketchup on him